1:12:03
Did you and Sonny have fun?
1:12:06
What kind of things would you do?
1:12:08
He taught me how to do the sleeper hold
like Chief Jay Strongbow.
1:12:12
That's nice.
1:12:14
Anything else?
1:12:15
He taught me how to pee on a building.
1:12:18
Really?
1:12:22
And he taught me that Styx was
one of the greatest American rock bands.
1:12:27
They only caught a bad rap...
1:12:29
...because most critics
are cynical assholes.
1:12:35
l think we'd all agree with that.
1:12:39
Before you came here, do you remember
the last thing your mommy said to you?
1:12:43
That she loved me and l was gonna
live with my new daddy.
1:12:47
lf your mother could pick anyone
to be your new daddy...
1:12:50
...who would she pick?
1:12:51
Sonny.
1:12:54
Thank you, Julian.
1:12:55
You can step down now.
1:13:01
That went good, don't you think?
1:13:03
l don't know.
Judge doesn't look too happy.
1:13:06
Mr. Koufax, anyone else?
1:13:13
l'd like to call upon myself,
Your Honour.
1:13:16
Awesome.
1:13:17
Which of your esteemed co-counsels
will examine you?
1:13:22
My father, Lenny Koufax.
1:13:24
What?
1:13:26
Forget it, Sonny.
1:13:27
What is going on?
1:13:29
Nobody in this world thinks l shouldn't
have a child more than that man.
1:13:33
He also happens to be
a well-respected lawyer in Florida.
1:13:37
lf l can make a believer out of him,
l can make a believer out of everybody.
1:13:41
This court is after the truth, not
the opinion of the defendant's father.
1:13:46
You want my opinion?
My son is a moron.
1:13:48
l withdraw my objection.
Please proceed.
1:13:55
This is a big mistake.
1:13:57
l only came today to make sure
you didn't end up in jail.