:02:00
Just look at you.
:02:02
Any day now.
:02:03
Say hi to my sister
Ruth and her husband.
:02:05
Tell me
if you've heard this one.
:02:07
A duck walks into a drugstore.
:02:10
He says,
Id like some lip gloss.
:02:12
The clerk says, Certainly, sir.
Will this be cash or check?
:02:16
The duck says,
Put it on my bill.
:02:21
Oh, brother.
:02:23
He was the golden boy
professor at Cal Tech...
:02:26
But then he started
inventing things.
:02:28
He suddenly became very rich.
:02:30
And that was it.
He quit teaching.
:02:34
-How's that?
-Just what the doctor ordered.
:02:38
Calvin spends
all of his time out there...
:02:41
Tinkering around
in the workshop.
:02:43
If you ask me,
it's all very strange.
:02:46
Same is true of batteries.
:02:47
I could take
a simple yacht battery...
:02:50
And rig it
to last a decade, easily.
:02:53
Say, Helen,
what does Calvin think...
:02:55
About this trouble down in Cuba?
:02:57
Oh, for heaven's sakes,
please don't bring that up.
:03:10
Id say my baseball card
collection is as complete...
:03:14
As any one Ive ever seen.
:03:18
Kennedy is going
toe-to-toe with Khruschev...
:03:20
On television right now.
:03:22
Ooh, boy.
:03:24
On the island of Cuba.
:03:26
Unmistakable evidence
has established the fact...
:03:29
That a series
of offensive missile sites...
:03:32
Is now in preparation
on that imprisoned island.
:03:54
Tower, this is Wolf One. I got
five miles to the overhead.
:03:58
Wolf One, Tower.
Report the numbers.
:03:59
You're number one
for the overhead.