1:41:00
Adam's told me
such wonderful things about you.
1:41:03
Oh, honey...
1:41:05
excuse us, please.
1:41:06
We haven't entertained
a guest...
1:41:08
In quite some time.
1:41:10
Oh, Eve, what--
what can I offer you?
1:41:13
Mom, Eve and I have to go.
1:41:15
Oh, Adam, you just got here.
1:41:16
I can't explain right now...
1:41:18
but I want you to set the locks
for two months.
1:41:20
You've got more than enough
of everything...
1:41:22
and then we'll be right back
to get you.
1:41:24
But I don't understand.
1:41:25
And Im asking you
to trust me...
1:41:27
without understanding why.
1:41:29
In that case, of course.
1:41:30
Oh, of course, son.
1:41:32
They really are
wonderful parents.
1:41:36
Oh, Adam, could you at least
stay for dinner?
1:41:39
Well...she...
1:41:41
You must.
1:41:45
Perfect.
1:41:46
Now tell me
if you heard this one.
1:41:49
Duck walks into a drugstore.
1:41:51
This gravy
is an old favorite of Calvin's.
1:41:53
Now, Eve,
the platter's down here.
1:41:56
Would you get that, honey?
1:41:58
The sperm swims toward the egg.
1:42:02
Into the egg.
1:42:04
-Why?
-Because it must.
1:42:06
But why?
1:42:07
Because it's out there.
1:42:11
I don't mean to be nosy,
but are you and Adam dating?
1:42:15
Yeah, we are.
1:42:18
And Im from Pasadena.
1:42:25
And you thought
your parents were weird.
1:42:30
Its truly amazing
what you can get done...
1:42:32
when you have unlimited funds.
1:42:33
Do you know you can have
whole houses built...
1:42:36
in just a matter of months?
1:42:38
Its like the Garden of Eden,
don't you think?
1:42:40
All you have to say is this...
1:42:42
I don't care what it costs.
1:42:43
And then, of course,
you've got to really mean it...
1:42:44
which no one ever does.
1:42:47
It took a while to convince
Archbishop Melker...
1:42:49
that Adam wasn't God...
1:42:51
and he was pretty broken up
about it, too...
1:42:53
until I showed him my plans...
1:42:55
for Los Angeles' hottest
and most original night spot.
1:42:57
Its my goddamned malt shop.
1:42:59
Now let's just figure out
what's gonna happen here.