1:45:00
No, it's Ukrainian.
1:45:02
Her grandparents immigrated.
1:45:08
Dad, I don't know
how to tell you this...
1:45:09
and I was gonna wait
for a while to do it, but...
1:45:15
Dad, there was no bomb.
1:45:17
A plane crashed
in our backyard.
1:45:19
I looked it up
in old newspapers.
1:45:22
-You sure?
-Positive.
1:45:25
The Soviet Union collapsed
without a shot being fired.
1:45:28
The cold war's over.
1:45:33
That's what everyone believes.
1:45:36
Oh, yes, sir.
1:45:38
Mm-hmm. Its true.
1:45:41
What, the politburo...
1:45:43
one day said...
1:45:45
we give up?
1:45:49
Yes, just...
1:45:50
That's kinda how it went.
1:45:52
By gosh!
1:45:53
These commies are brilliant.
1:45:55
You have to hand it to them.
1:45:57
No, we didn't drop any bombs.
1:46:00
Oh, yeah. Our evil empire
has collapsed. Poor us.
1:46:04
Ill bet...
1:46:06
they even asked the West
for aid.
1:46:09
Right?
1:46:10
Um, I think they did.
1:46:13
Oh, boys.
1:46:14
Dinnertime!
1:46:16
Pot roast.
1:46:23
I tell ya.
1:46:26
Funny guy.
1:46:29
-Don't tell your mother.
-No.
1:46:32
Adam says that
this is simply how things work.
1:46:35
First the parents
take care of the children...
1:46:38
and then the children
take care of the parents.
1:46:41
He says, historically,
that's how it works.
1:46:44
Damn commies.
1:46:50
Whenever Adam gives me...
1:46:51
such obviously
incorrect information...
1:46:54
I just smile,
slap him on the knee...
1:46:58
and look out the window.