:18:01
Tossers!
:18:02
What does mine say?
:18:04
''Cock this up and I'll come back to haunt you.''
:18:07
- Seriously. If it goes wrong...
- Yeah?
:18:11
Can I have your sailboard?
:18:13
- Yeah, if you do one thing for me.
- Aye.
:18:16
- Pay off the mortgage on my house.
- Right-oh.
:18:18
- Andy.
- Oi, clever bo"llo"cks.
:18:20
- Introduce yourself.
- Name and proof-of-life statement.
:18:24
We need to know you're alive
if we have to give a ransom away.
:18:27
Andy McNab, 31. If I win, I'd like
to travel and work with children.
:18:32
Thank you. Stan.
:18:35
- Stan Rigby.
- Otherwise known as ''Doctor Sex''.
:18:39
Statement: ''Chaucer died
on October 25th, 1400.''
:18:47
Tony Benati. Swiss-Italian. Ex-Royal Marine.
:18:50
- Hobbies: Tall women.
- Statement?
:18:53
Statement? ''That's another fine mess
you've gotten me into!''
:18:58
- Mark Warner, mate.
- Mate!
:19:00
Kiwi. Australian SAS. Statement:
:19:04
''I'm five foot six, and that's official!''
:19:08
And I'm shy!
:19:16
Dinger.
:19:20
Ex-para. Chain-smoker.
:19:23
Statement: ''My God,
my Country, my Harley Davidson.''
:19:27
- Not necessarily in that order.
- You wanker.
:19:31
Baz Lane. Ex-para like Dinger,
only better looking.
:19:35
Statement: ''I will give up smoking next year.''
:19:37
This year! Shit.
:19:42
Chris. Statement: ''I have
an XR4i and the colour is green.''
:19:47
Tony, mail I'll stick it in your kit
when you're done.
:19:52
- You've forgotten Ray.
- Brilliant! My poll tax demand.
:19:56
- Ray!
- ''Ray Davies. From Reader's Digest: