:09:02
- I think our little friend
has Malawi bloat.
- What the hell is that?
:09:05
- It's a gill disorder.
- Is it bad?
:09:10
- Could be fatal.
- But is he gonna make it?
:09:12
He's in shock. I gave him
some freeze-dried water fleas,
but he's gotta want to live.
:09:17
- The next forty-eight
hours are critical.
- Forty-eight hours?
:09:19
But I got to go to Switzerland for
business. I'll be gone for three weeks.
:09:23
Well, cancel it.
You got a sick fish here, pal.
:09:26
Hey, hey,
what about you, huh?
:09:28
Sounds good, but I can't afford
to go to Europe right now.
:09:30
- My passport expired--
- No, no, I mean you can stay
here and look after my fish.
:09:34
I've got
a full bar, huh?
:09:37
Digital television.
:09:39
You're on the beach.
:09:41
I don't know.
I--
:09:49
I would be honored
to care for your fish.
:10:06
Just remember, don't use my car
and don't answer my phone.
:10:10
No car, no phone.
:10:13
So I guess throwing a big beach party's
out of the question.
:10:20
This is a 14th century
Hungarian crossbow.
:10:22
It has killed a king...
:10:25
and changed
the history of Europe.
:10:27
You mess up anything in my apartment,
I'll shove it up your ass.
:10:34
Have a good trip.
:10:43
% Come on, come on %
:10:49
Women pay me
to give them pleasure.
:10:57
[Screams]
:10:59
% Come on, come on %