Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:25:00
Maybe there's somethin'
we could work out.

:25:03
Claire mentioned
that you dabble in harlotry.

:25:06
- I'm sorry?
- You a man-whore.

:25:08
-Well, I tried that for a couple hours--
-See this ring?

:25:10
Topaz.
That's my mother's birthstone.

:25:12
Got that from man-whorin'.
:25:14
See this key chain?
That's right.

:25:17
Mini yo-yo. Know where I got
the money for that?

:25:20
- Man-whoring?
- Stock market.

:25:21
But I got the money for the stock market
from man-whorin'...

:25:24
and representin'
man-whores like yourself.

:25:28
So...
you're a pimp?

:25:30
T.J. don't consider himself
no pimp.

:25:33
More of a male madam.
:25:37
That wasn't
too well thought out.

:25:39
[TJ.] Look at this proud fish.
:25:41
It's like a coyote--
king of the jungle.

:25:44
It's like Antoine.
He don't need no pimp.

:25:48
Then look at this
mid-level fish here.

:25:50
Works hotels, conventions,
senior centers.

:25:53
I represent several man-whores
at this level of the game.

:25:57
Now look at
this little fella,

:25:59
at the bottom, tryin' to
get busy with the scuba man.

:26:03
You know, if you work hard
and listen to me,

:26:07
this could be you.
:26:09
Well, thanks,
:26:11
but I already have
a job.

:26:14
I clean fish tanks.
:26:16
- You gon' make $150
cleanin' fish tanks?
- $150?

:26:20
Yeah. Fish ain't
gon' pay for all this.

:26:25
I don't know.
:26:27
You know, Antoine's
got a bad temper.

:26:30
I remember once
I dropped a cigar ash on his rug.

:26:33
He made me pick it up
with my anus.

:26:38
Well, maybe I could do
a couple jobs,

:26:41
Just to get this place
fixed up.

:26:56
We got a lot of work
to do.


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