Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:38:00
I mean, stop stalling
and throw it already.

:38:03
Ball hair!
Ball hair!

:38:05
Yeah,
ball hair!

:38:07
What we need
is a strike hair.

:38:10
That other team is a bunch of
high-priced babies!

:38:13
- Whores!
- Yeah! You tell 'em, baby!

:38:15
[Crowd Cheering]
:38:20
- [Crowd Booing]
- They called him out?

:38:22
- Scrotum licker!
- Yeah!

:38:25
Piss face!
Piss face! Piss face!

:38:27
[All Chanting] Piss face!
Piss face! Piss face! Piss face!

:38:32
Piss face! Piss face!
Piss face!

:38:37
Deucey, you the best he-bitch
in my man-stable.

:38:40
If I had two more man-ginas like you,
I'd be a millionaire.

:38:44
T.J., I think
I'm gonna get out.

:38:46
Sit down.
:38:48
- This next date is what
we man-pimps call a doozy.
- What's wrong with this one?

:38:53
- Nothin'.
- Have you seen her?

:38:54
What is she, 80?
A hunchback?

:38:57
She just got out of college.
Her girlfriends pitched in
to get her a little beefcake.

:39:02
- She thinks it's a blind date.
- It's a guy, isn't it?

:39:06
I don't think so,
but I have been fooled before.

:39:31
You must be Kate.
:39:33
Excuse me.
Waiter.

:39:35
Uh, yeah, sorry.
We're busy tonight.

:39:41
- All right, number four?
- Yes, thank you.

:39:46
- I'm Kate.
- Are you sure?

:39:49
I think so.
:39:51
I'm sorry.
You're just not what I expected.

:39:54
- Really.
- No, no.

:39:57
I-I mean, in a good way.

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