Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:40:00
They didn't say
you were so... perfect.

:40:04
[Laughs]
"Perfect"

:40:07
Sally and Megan didn't tell me
a lot about you.

:40:10
Who?
:40:13
Oh, right, uh--
:40:15
Well, I clean tanks... ers.
Tankers.

:40:20
I'm sorry.
I'm still kinda shocked.

:40:22
I mean, you're--
you're really normal.

:40:26
Thank you.
:40:28
My last couple of dates
have been horrible.

:40:30
- You get fixed up
on a lot of blind dates?
- Only recently.

:40:35
- How about you?
- This is my first.

:40:39
- I hope this place is okay.
- Are you kidding? It's terrific.

:40:45
[Gasps]
Oh, God.

:40:46
- Are you okay?
- Is this one of those--

:40:49
It's a sushi bar.
:40:52
-Are you allergic?
- You could say that.

:40:54
[Exhales] That's a dog-faced
puffer fish over there.

:40:57
He's not even fully matured yet.
He's a teenager, for crying out loud!

:41:00
[Speaking Japanese]
:41:03
Can I ask you
to stop that, please?

:41:06
Hai.
:41:10
I don't see how it could
possibly be pleasurable for a woman.

:41:14
I just don't think
it's natural.

:41:17
You're not supposed to
go up there.

:41:19
To tell you the truth,
I don't know how men do it either.

:41:22
You're not curious
Just to try something new?

:41:25
I'm just not into it.
:41:28
- So space exploration
is definitely out for you.
- Definitely.

:41:31
I mean, more power to any woman
who wants to be an astronaut.

:41:34
I just wouldn't do it.
:41:36
Frankly, I'd rather
take it up the butt.

:41:42
So you think
this is a good spot?

:41:46
Perfect.
:41:51
- Life's funny, huh?
- Mmm.

:41:53
Some pretty close calls.
:41:56
Wonder if he knew
how close he came to the end.

:41:59
Oh, he knew.

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