:45:01
- It was a first date.
- Listen up, man-whore.
:45:04
I oughta bust you
right now.
:45:06
- We just had sushi.
- "Sushi"? Is that what they
call it nowadays?
:45:10
I'm hip to your
man-whore slang.
:45:13
All right, fine, why don't I just go
have a chat with your spicy tuna roll.
:45:18
No, don't!
:45:21
All right.
Okay, Deuce.
:45:24
No problem, baby.
Relax.
:45:26
Maybe I'll even let this one
slide for some information.
:45:29
Like Antoine's black book.
:45:32
- You know, the one
with his list of clients.
- I don't know anything about it.
:45:35
Oh, yeah?
You know anything about this?
:45:38
Look.
See that red spot?
:45:40
That wasn't there this morning.
You know what it is?
:45:44
Maybe it's a rash, something you got
from jogging. How the hell do I know?
:45:47
Get it away from me.
:45:50
Maybe you're right.
:45:52
You got three days,
Bigalow.
:45:55
[Zipper Zips]
:46:02
T.J., I really like this girl.
:46:06
Deucey, don't be falling in love with no
she-john. You're in it for the money.
:46:10
Antoine'll be back soon.
Apartment ain't gonna pay to fix itself.
:46:14
I know.
:46:16
- Hey, there's been
this detective following me.
- Goddamn it, white boy!
:46:20
- You didn't tell him
nothin' about me, did ya?
- No, but what should I do?
:46:25
- About what?
- About the cop.
:46:28
Would you stop mentioning
the damn cops!
:46:30
Don't make me
he-bitch man-slap you.
:46:39
[Doorbell Rings]
:46:44
Hi, I'm Deuce Bigalow,
your man-whore for this evening.
:46:47
Hi, I'm Carol--
:46:50
- [Thud]
- [Snoring]
:46:53
I have narcolepsy.
It's a sleeping disorder.
:46:55
It isn't
the worst thing.
:46:57
I'm just not allowed to fly
in a plane or drive a car...