Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
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:57:01
Hand me my leg.
:57:03
- Then will you come out and talk?
- I don't know.

:57:10
[Click]
:57:14
Are you sure
you want to stay?

:57:16
Yes, but only if
you come out of there.

:57:21
I need to know how you feel
about all this.

:57:25
The same as I did
an hour ago,

:57:28
when I thought to myself,
"I'm the luckiest guy in the world...

:57:32
to be with her leg--
with you."

:57:41
[Squeaking]
:58:02
Ow-w-w!
:58:06
Is this normal?
My face is numb.

:58:09
It's perfectly normal
in hair replacement surgery.

:58:12
The local anesthetic has numbed
the major nerves in your face,

:58:15
Just like at the dentist.
:58:17
-[Pounding]
- Ow-w-w-w!

:58:21
You're Kate's best friends, and I know
your opinions mean a lot to her.

:58:25
And... I'd like to get
really serious with her.

:58:29
- You're a prostitute!
- Not anymore.

:58:32
And it's "man-whore".
:58:34
Anyway, I just quit.
I mean, Kate's the one for me.

:58:38
Listen, you were only supposed to
go out with her one night,

:58:40
show her a good time, and then
get the hell out of her life.

:58:42
- You know she's not normal.
- She's not like other girls.

:58:45
You know what her problem is?
Friends like you.

:58:49
She's perfect.
She's kind,

:58:51
she's sweet, she's funny,
and she likes me.

:58:55
Now I came here
to give you your money back--

:58:57
the money you paid a stranger
to have sex with your friend.


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