1:11:15
We never had sex.
1:11:18
We talked about it.
1:11:21
Well, I talked about it.
1:11:23
But Deuce never took advantage of me.
He should have.
1:11:28
But he's my friend.
1:11:30
He made me realize that I wasn't
just some hot babe with huge tits.
1:11:35
Even though I am.
1:11:38
Oh, and he also
got me walkin' again.
1:11:48
Deuce and I
never had sex.
1:11:51
- It was physically impossible.
-[Man #1] Freak!
1:11:55
It's true I paid him money
to be with him,
1:11:57
and I'd do it again because he made me
feel good about myself.
1:12:02
Behemoth.
[Coughs]
1:12:06
And no one ever
touched my feet before.
1:12:09
[Man #2] That's a huge bitch!
1:12:12
Deuce taught me to be
comfortable with who I am.
1:12:16
Thank you, Deuce.
1:12:18
Y-- Asshole!
1:12:23
These are very serious
charges, Mr. Bigalow.
1:12:26
I just have one question
to ask you.
1:12:28
During your entire stint as a he-whore,
did you have sex with anyone?
1:12:34
- Yes, Your Honor.
- [Spectators Gasp]
1:12:38
Just one woman.
1:12:41
- And I'm in love with her.
- [All Gasping]
1:12:44
Order!
[Banging Gavel]
1:12:46
Order, please.
1:12:48
This is very important,
Mr. Bigalow.
1:12:51
Did she pay you for sex?
1:12:56
No.
1:12:59
Case dismissed.