:27:01
Who the hell are you?
:27:04
We're walking the dog, Checkers,
and we sort of got lost.
:27:07
We went left because
you couldn't go right.
:27:10
And we're looking
for the President's office...
:27:12
...because that's who
we walk the dog for.
:27:15
We're really sorry.
:27:16
Shit!
:27:23
Oh, I'm so sorry.
:27:24
-We brought your dog back.
-We didn't know!
:27:27
What in bejesus is going on?
:27:35
All right, settle down.
:27:37
What's going on, Bob?
:27:38
They walked in on the shredding.
:27:41
They actually saw
documents being shredded?
:27:45
And the cash for the payoffs.
:27:49
Checkers pooped.
:27:51
The President's dog doesn't poop.
He "does his business."
:27:57
I'll take care of it.
:27:58
I've got a way with young people.
They trust me.
:28:03
Why were they shredding all that paper?
:28:06
Papier-mâché is a hobby of mine.
:28:10
Nice painting of a boat.
:28:12
Step right here, actually.
:28:15
I want to have a little
private chat with you.
:28:19
You know, today...
:28:20
...you ladies gave me some very, very
good counsel in foreign affairs.
:28:25
So in addition to being
official dog walkers...
:28:29
...l'd like you to be
my Secret Youth Advisers.
:28:33
Which means you mustn't
say a thing...
:28:36
...about anything that happens
in the White House.
:28:39
Do I have your word on that?
:28:42
Swear to God?
:28:44
-Promise.
-Hope to die?
:28:46
Stick a needle in my eye!
:28:49
Congratulations.
:28:56
Are you sure, man?
Are we sure it's over?
:28:59
Honey...