:29:00
...it's the President.
He's on national TV.
:29:04
If he says the war is over,
I think you can believe him.
:29:09
Sweetie.
:29:11
At 12.:30 Paris-time today...
:29:14
...January 23, 1973....
:29:18
What's going on?
:29:21
I'm gonna live.
:29:23
They're pulling everybody out
of Vietnam. The war's over.
:29:27
I don't believe it.
:29:29
She's bumming...
:29:31
...because her dreams
of being an only child are dashed.
:29:34
Larry, stop it.
:29:37
I'm not supposed to tell you this.
:29:40
But Arlene and I are the ones who asked
the President to stop the war.
:29:44
We did it because
we felt sorry for you.
:29:47
You should be thanking me.
:29:51
I just want you to know...
:29:53
...whatever she's on,
I didn't give it to her.
:29:58
Well, all right.
Grooving right along.
:30:01
Betsy Jobs, your turn
to come on up and express yourself.
:30:12
Current events.
:30:16
I probably shouldn't be telling you
this because of national security...
:30:21
...but what the heck.
:30:23
Arlene Lorenzo and l...
:30:26
...are Secret Youth Advisers
for President Nixon.
:30:29
"--in addition to being
the official White House dog walkers.
:30:32
It's fun being
a Secret Youth Adviser.
:30:35
The President trusts us
with national issues."
:30:38
We bake him cookies
called Hello Dollies...
:30:40
...that he loves
and are easy to make.
:30:42
You get graham cracker crumbs,
sweetened condensed milk...
:30:46
...and all this other stuff,
and you bake them.
:30:49
But they're really good.
:30:51
" I like being a Secret Youth Adviser
to the President...
:30:54
...because it means I am helping
to run the country. The end."