:07:00
Look at them.
:07:01
All that anger, all that mistrust,
all that unhappiness...
:07:06
forgotten for that one perfect moment
when they get off the plane.
:07:11
See those two?
:07:12
What that guy doesn't know is that the
girl cheated on him while she was away.
:07:16
- She did?
- Twice.
:07:19
- Nice.
- But it doesn't matter right now...
:07:22
'cause they're just both so relieved
to be with one another.
:07:26
I like that.
:07:28
I wish they all could
feel that way more often.
:07:31
Is this why I had to come down here
and miss my fucking cartoons?
:07:35
You call me, you tell me
it's important.
:07:38
What, to share in your half-assed
obsession with Hallmark moments?
:07:42
We're going home.
:07:44
Somebody sent us this in the mail.
:07:53
Take it and quit leering at me. People
will think I just broke up with you.
:07:57
- You said we're going home, didn't you?
- Read.
:08:01
"Cardinal Glick Cuts Ribbon On
Catholicism Wow! Campaign."
:08:06
And?
:08:09
You have to keep reading.
:08:12
"The rededication of
St. MichaeI's Church..."
:08:15
...is the kick off of a new campaign
which seeks to bring...
:08:18
Catholicism into the mainstream.
:08:20
With a papal sanction,
the arch way entrance...
:08:23
of the century-old Jersey shore
house of worship...
:08:26
will serve as a passage way
of plenary indulgence--
:08:29
a little-known Catholic belief offering
all that passes throug hits arches...
:08:33
a morally cleans late.
:08:36
For Sunday News Brief,
I'm Grant Hicks.
:08:39
All I gotta do, I walk through the arch
thing, and then I can go back home?
:08:44
No. By walking through the archway,
all your sins are forgiven.
:08:48
- Then all we have to do is die.
- Die? I don't wanna die.
:08:51
- You rather hang around here?
- No. We don't know if we can die.
:08:56
But what if we can and then
the arch thing doesn't work?