Drop Dead Gorgeous
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:20:03
I mean, even if I was...
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I mean, why would I want
to be, you know?

:20:08
I don't get off
on that kind of thing.

:20:10
That's really
why you're asking, right?

:20:15
Someone say something?
:20:25
Do you judge the pageant
every year?

:20:26
No. I've never judged
nothin' before.

:20:28
Harold, are we on "Cops"?
:20:31
Are we on "Cops," Harold?
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Shut up, Hank.
This here's business.

:20:36
Harold,
Mom said not in the head!

:20:38
Well, Mom's dead,
so shut your flytrap.

:20:40
I will if you shut your piehole.
:20:52
Don't make me...
:20:54
Don't make me kick you
where the good Lord...

:20:55
Don't make me
split you where you...

:20:57
Come on!
You want some of this!

:21:01
So, are you excited?
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Oh, you bet.
:21:03
We're happier than the day
Hankie got acquitted.

:21:06
I get made a judge, then
the furniture store hires us...

:21:09
to paint the whole damn thing.
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We're going to use the money...
:21:13
to get our mom
a proper headstone...

:21:14
and to move her out
to the cemetery.

:21:22
Listen, guys,
if you see anything you like...

:21:24
you just let me know because
I happen to know the owner.

:21:27
So, here we are.
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My place of business,
my little house of worship...

:21:31
the world's largest
Conestoga wagon.

:21:34
Right here, we have
a very attractive unit.

:21:36
Farmers like that one.
:21:38
OK, showtime.
:21:41
Hey, Tim, Carla, listen...
:21:44
you two don't Jew me down
too much on that dinette...

:21:46
I'll throw in a hutch
for free, OK?

:21:48
See, that's my specialty.
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You don't pay less,
I give you more.

:21:54
The secret is... the hutch
is included in the price.

:21:58
Ain't that right, Jean?

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