:44:02
My mom wanted me to have this?
:44:06
Oh, shut up.
:44:07
I thought it might help you
get some sleep.
:44:09
Loretta, never have kids.
:44:13
Well, God love you
for thinking I still could.
:44:16
Your ma did want you
to have this, though...
:44:18
since your other one
got toasted.
:44:19
It's just like Diane Sawyer's!
:44:23
Of course, it's not a size ten.
:44:24
Diane was a little hippy then.
:44:26
- Not our girl.
- Oh, no.
:44:38
Pain meds.
:44:40
Hope this thing ends
before they do.
:44:44
We have excitement.
:44:46
Big excitement.
:44:47
Go, Molly!
:44:49
Go.
:44:50
Leslie Miller
kicks Teen Princess ass!
:44:53
Whoo! Go, Muskies!
:45:11
Oh, gotta go.
:45:23
Thank you, thank you.
:45:26
Oh, my.
:45:27
Is that for me or my gown?
:45:35
Welcome to the Mount Rose
American Teen Princess Pageant.
:45:38
While every contestant...
:45:41
you'll meet here tonight
is special and unique...
:45:43
they all have
one thing in common.
:45:46
They are all proud
to be an American.