Drop Dead Gorgeous

I couldn't let you go out there
in that skimpy little thing.

We've got kids in the audience.
I hope you understand.
But you... I mean...
It's not my fault. Please.
I didn't do anything wrong.
I know the truth, that's why.
I must say...
Soylent Green...
is people!
Now, that's my cue.
I just wanted to compete.
I can't believe
this is happening.

I can't believe she said...
Here? What?
My jacket.
Take it, because I got
my costume OK'd a month ago...

before the pageant.
You can wear it.

Put it on.
Oh, wow.
Lisa, I don't think
you should do this.

They're never going to let you
perform naked. I asked.

Shut up, you guys.
Listen, Amber...
I'm not going to win.
And let's be honest, the family
only needs one Liza...

and Peter's got
much better legs than me, OK?

Your parents will kill you.
Ah, come on.
I love them...

but they only had me because
Peter needed that kidney.