1:17:12
All right, say, "airport hotel. "
1:17:14
Airport hotel!
1:17:15
Coffee and doughnuts.
1:17:21
Yeah, why don't you
take a picture?
1:17:23
It lasts longer.
1:17:23
Loretta, don't do that.
1:17:25
All right. I'm sorry.
They're just staring.
1:17:26
I gotta work with these girls.
1:17:27
OK, I'm sorry.
1:17:54
And you are...
1:17:56
Mount Rose
American Teen Princess.
1:17:58
Funny, you don't look dead.
1:18:04
- OK, ladies!
- Girls, come on.
1:18:05
Ladies, listen up.
I'm Colleen Douglas.
1:18:08
And this raven beauty
on my right is Terry Macy.
1:18:11
Hi there.
1:18:12
And we're your Minnesota
American Teen Princess...
1:18:15
state board.
1:18:16
That's right.
1:18:17
We're also the cofounders of
the Minnesota Modeling Academy.
1:18:20
Yep. And you can get
your applications...
1:18:22
over here at the tiki bar...
1:18:23
and we will wave the
fifty-dollar application fee...
1:18:25
if you list a friend
and put down her address.
1:18:29
So...
1:18:30
you're cute.
1:18:32
Oh, I see you're married.
1:18:34
If you catch this in your mouth,
I'll give you a present.
1:18:37
All right? Open wide.
1:18:40
Oh, God, you got that
on the first try.
1:18:42
Come here.
1:18:43
Oh, you are cute.
1:18:45
OK, due to budgetary
cutbacks...
1:18:47
And the fact...
1:18:48
that the national didn't
cough up a goddamn nickel...
1:18:50
You won't be staying overnight.
1:18:52
So everybody pay attention.
1:18:54
You've got about eight hours
till showtime.
1:18:56
Remember to count, ladies.
1:18:58
Cross on the left
and arms up on eight.