1:21:02
I should just go home now.
1:21:05
OK, real good.
1:21:07
One suggestion, sweetie.
1:21:08
Why don't you hike up your skirt
a little bit then, OK?
1:21:12
Next!
1:21:15
Oh, my God.
1:21:17
I gotta go!
1:21:18
You better do something
about those nerves, sweetie.
1:21:21
Thirty million people
aren't gonna wait for you...
1:21:22
while you run to the john.
1:21:24
That's true.
1:21:27
Will somebody
get a mop and a bucket?
1:21:30
Today, a beauty pageant
turned ugly.
1:21:35
Did I win?
1:21:37
Honey, if I was a good lover...
1:21:38
Oh, for crap sake.
1:21:40
A salmonella dysentery
outbreak...
1:21:42
now traced to improperly
refrigerated shellfish...
1:21:44
was believed to be the cause.
1:21:53
Oh, my God.
Do you think they heard us?
1:21:55
Oh, for Christ's sake!
Call an ambulance!
1:21:59
An ambulance?
1:22:00
Call a priest,
for Christ's sake!
1:22:03
Joining us now
is David Richardson...
1:22:05
a member of a documentary crew
filming the pageant.
1:22:08
He was there
when tragedy struck.
1:22:12
Fuckin' beauty queens
blowin' chunks everywhere.
1:22:15
I've never seen anything
like it before, and...
1:22:19
I live in L.A.
1:22:20
Oh, hey, Ed.
1:22:22
That's our sound guy.
1:22:24
Could you tell us anything
about the controversy?
1:22:26
Is there a controversy here?
1:22:27
Has there been sabotage?
1:22:28
Wait a minute.
1:22:29
While we haven't
ruled out sabotage...
1:22:31
from neighboring
state pageants...
1:22:33
Iowa, Wisconsin, South Dakota.
1:22:34
Yeah, that's right.
1:22:36
Ohio.
1:22:38
That bitch from Wisconsin.
1:22:39
All right then.
1:22:40
The important thing
is we have a winner!
1:22:42
- Yes, we do.
- OK.
1:22:43
The Minnesota Modeling Academy
is proud to present...
1:22:45
Along with Sarah Rose
Cosmetics...
1:22:47
Amber Atkins...
1:22:49
The new Minnesota
American Teen Princess!
1:22:52
That's Amber Atkins.
1:22:53
That's right.
From Mount Rose.
1:22:55
Amber, how do you feel?
1:22:58
Well, I...