:06:02
Hello there.
:06:04
So Ray met the family, huh ?
:06:06
Oh, yeah.
:06:09
l heard the dog really liked him.
:06:11
Yeah. The whole family loved him.
:06:14
But of course, my whole family really
loved the last guy l went out with,
:06:18
and he strung me along
for a year and then dumped me.
:06:20
- Yeah ?
- Mm-hmm.
:06:25
And, you know, every guy
l ever broke up with,
:06:30
the minute it's over,
l could tell you what went wrong.
:06:33
How it went wrong.
Why it had to go wrong.
:06:37
But when l'm in it,
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lost.
:06:41
l'm like a love coroner !
:06:44
Bring me the corpse,
l'll tell you what killed it.
:06:47
But how to prevent it ? Lost.
:06:52
Hi ! l'm Ray Pekurny !
:06:56
l'm from here in San Francisco,
the greatest city in the world.
:07:02
- Are you with me ?
- Yeah !
:07:04
Go, Niners !
:07:07
How are things goin' ?
:07:09
Okay, l want to introduce you
to my girlfriend.
:07:12
She's really cute, she's really cool,
:07:16
and she's... really strong.
:07:19
She's a U.P.S. person.
She lifts packages. Not beefy.
:07:22
She told me this joke. What do you get
when you cross U.P.S. with Fed Ex ?
:07:27
Fed up ! lt's her joke.
:07:30
Oh, my brother, my brother.
Ed, yeah, come on.
:07:36
- Say somethin', Ed.
- Asshole !
:07:39
- Come on, man. Say somethin'.
- All right.
:07:43
l don't know about this whole 24-hour
TV thing y'all got goin',
:07:46
- but if you are gonna go forward
with it, this is your man.
- Smart guy.
:07:50
The Ray-man here.
This guy's got stories.
:07:53
- This guy has lived.
- l've got stories. l've lived !
:07:56
- Tell 'em about that dog grooming
business you started.
- No, not that story.
:07:58
- You gotta tell 'em about that.
- No, l don't really wanna--