:14:03
lf he doesn't want to do it--
:14:06
lf he doesn't want to do it ? He's 31
years old, he's a video store clerk !
:14:10
What is his grand master plan here ?
:14:12
What, is he gonna spend
the rest of his life...
:14:15
rearranging Ernest movies ?
:14:17
Everyone who works there
is 12 years old.
:14:20
They go through college, they graduate,
and then they stop working there.
:14:23
Except for him ! He stays to welcome
the next batch of 12-year-olds.
:14:27
lt's a job for retards !
:14:29
Ray, stop that !
:14:32
- Was l being insultin' ?
- Uh-huh.
:14:34
- Tch !
- Yeah, kinda.
:14:37
- As usual.
- A fella can't--
:14:40
All right, look, look. Hey.
:14:45
- You don't have to be scared.
- l'm not scared.
:14:48
- Don't be scared. You're scared, man.
- l'm not scared.
:14:52
- l am not scared, Ray.
- l know you got that
doe-in-the-headlights look.
:14:56
You're mixing your proteins
and starches, and you can't--
:14:59
l'll tell you what. You don't
have to worry about anything.
You know why ? Huh ?
:15:03
- No, why ?
- Because big brother's riding shotgun.
:15:07
l've got your back.
:15:10
Did anything ever happen to you when you
were a kid ? Anyone ever bother you ?
:15:13
- Just you.
- Just-- Just me.
:15:17
You bring those cameras over
to big brother, and l promise you...
:15:19
l will make something happen
for both of us, for all of us !
:15:33
You know, how many chances
do guys like you and l get ?
:15:38
- l don't know.
- Yeah, that's right, you don't know.
:15:50
Guys, when am l gonna get my on-air
feed ? All l'm gettin' are color bars.
:15:54
Mike, loosen up a little bit.
Stand by to lose laser. Yeah, good.
:15:58
T.O.C., we're ready to feed.