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:25:02
While l'm gone, Edward, tell
'em about that time we lied to Mom...

:25:05
and then went to Tijuana
to find the donkey show.

:25:10
l got her, l got her.
:25:15
- You are, though.
- What ?

:25:19
Beautiful.
:25:27
- Thank you.
- You're welcome. Yeah, bud ?

:25:30
l'm taking a poll on whether or not
l should shave my head.

:25:35
l've had about 19 beers,
so take that into account.

:25:38
- Barry, did you see that ?
- What ?

:25:40
- The girl. The look.
- Yeah.

:25:44
She likes the Ed guy better
than she likes the brother.

:25:47
l don't think l like it.
l don't think it's nice.

:25:49
lt's a good set of hair
you got on your head now.

:25:52
l've had about enough of this.
Give me the remote.

:25:55
Just a few more minutes.
Read your book.

:26:13
l wanna tell you a story
:26:16
l wanna tell you about my town
:26:19
l wanna tell you a story about people
:26:29
Not this morning. Uh-uh.
:26:31
Let's change topics. Does anybody
have an opinion, a viewpoint...

:26:34
on something going on now
called Ed TV ?

:26:37
Oh ! This is a new low point
in American culture.

:26:41
You're being kind.
You're being way too kind.

:26:59
Brushin' my teeth.

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