:59:02
- Did you do this ? Did you
find him and tell him--
- No, no way.
:59:06
Come on-- Come on in.
:59:09
Yeah, okay.
:59:11
Goddamn !
:59:12
- Everybody, this is Hank, my dad.
- This just keeps getting better.
:59:16
What you're sayin', Ma, is that
everything he told me yesterday...
:59:19
- was a lie.
- Yes... practically.
:59:25
What do you mean,
"practically" ?
:59:27
Either you threw him out
or he ran away. Which one is it ?
:59:30
l need to replace the coil.
:59:32
He ran away after l threw him out.
:59:34
- How much is one of those new coils ?
- A hundred fifty bucks.
:59:37
- He was telling the truth.
- Should l go ahead ?
:59:39
- Yes.
- Yes to me, or yes to the coil ?
:59:42
- Both.
- Oh, shit.
:59:45
- Look, he had girlfriends.
- He told me he had this one girl.
:59:49
l really do not need to relive this on
national television. l am your mother.
:59:53
- Yes, you are my mother.
- Do not humiliate me like this !
:59:56
- l'm not trying to humiliate you.
- l don't need this ! Go away !
:59:59
Eddie ?
1:00:01
Make this out to Dr. Rumpley.
Maybe the son of a bitch won't
keep me waiting for an hour.
1:00:06
Damn neurologists think
they run the world.
1:00:08
She does this every time.
1:00:11
- All right, do you want
to know the truth ?
- Yeah.
1:00:14
l took you, Ray and Marcia to my
sister's on the train for the weekend.
1:00:19
You all came down with chicken pox,
so l took you home a day early.
1:00:24
And l walked in,
and there was your father...
1:00:26
with another women
in our bed, okay.
1:00:29
Chicken pox.
l was six when l had chicken pox,
1:00:32
- and Dad didn't leave until l was 12.
- Well, he apologized.
1:00:37
- What do you mean, he apologized ?
- He begged me.
1:00:40
He got down on his knees
and he begged me.
1:00:42
But, Mom, you told me
that you had a hysterectomy,
1:00:44
and that he ran off
with your nurse.
1:00:48
She could've been a nurse.
1:00:50
- What do you mean,
could've been a nurse ?
- She had white shoes.
1:00:53
So does Grandma !
So does Shaquille O'Neal !
1:00:58
- That's good.
- What's the difference ?