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1:11:02
Excuse me. Do you know, the audience is
requesting a lot of that girl Jill...

1:11:06
that he met on The Tonight Show;
she really scored.

1:11:09
Let's get her, let's make this happen.
What are we cocking around here for ?

1:11:11
Cynthia, do something.
Get on the phone.

1:11:13
ls lunch literally coming from China ?
l don't understand it.

1:11:16
Remember when you were interviewin' me
and asked me if l had a dream ?

1:11:21
And l said, "Sure, l've got a dream.
l just don't know what it is yet."

1:11:24
Yeah. Yeah, great line.
Try to work that into the show.

1:11:30
Wh-- What if Shari's the dream ?
1:11:33
Come on, Ed. You're beating yourself up
for nothing. You knew her history.

1:11:37
When the going gets tough,
Shari gets going...

1:11:41
as far away as possible.
1:11:44
She's one of those "l'll dump you
before you dump me" chicks.

1:11:47
Yeah. But what if we could get U.P.S.
to tell us where they sent her ?

1:11:50
Then l could go visit her, and we could
even move the show there for a while.

1:11:55
lf you want this thing
to work with her,

1:11:58
the best thing you can do right now
is to give her some space.

1:12:02
Maybe even, uh, see other people.
1:12:06
Whoa ! What do you mean ?
Like right away ? No.

1:12:09
- No, no, l--
- Ed, you're a star.

1:12:12
But celebrities like you...
1:12:15
or Tom Cruise or whoever,
you have a responsibility.

1:12:18
l don't think your fans are gonna be too
thrilled sitting around watching you...

1:12:23
have a major case
of the "mopeys."

1:12:25
They've got 200 channels
to choose from.

1:12:27
Ed, it's not like
you're giving up Shari.

1:12:31
My sister was going
with a guy.

1:12:33
They hit a little rough spot,
started seeing other people,
they got back together.

1:12:37
Last month they had their third child,
for what it's worth.

1:12:45
Twenty-two !
Thirty-two !

1:12:47
Two, stay with the quarterback.
One, you got the iso on Ed.

1:12:52
He breaks to the inside. Oh, gosh !
l think he's got a step on him !

1:12:57
Shecky, have you lost the feed ?
1:12:59
- Ed ! Hey, Ed !
- Get up ! You lost the feed !


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