1:23:02
lt is called
"My Brother Pissed On Me."
1:23:07
ls that a metaphorical title, or did
your brother actually piss on you ?
1:23:11
l put-- l put everything in the book.
1:23:13
Everything.
All this is in the book.
1:23:17
l'll be honest, l have not read
the book because it looks stupid.
1:23:23
What ?
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l'm just saying maybe we
should start thinking about when
we want to take him off the air.
1:23:30
Why ? What are you talking
about, take him off the air ?
He just got out of the hospital.
1:23:33
He's fine. The cat's fine.
1:23:35
- The ratings are higher than ever.
- Well, you know,
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it's like when you're chewing
gum and blowing a bubble.
1:23:40
- Good, a metaphor.
- Right.
1:23:42
And the bubble keeps getting bigger
and bigger and you've got to decide.
1:23:45
When do you suck it in ?
Or if you don't, it explodes
and then you've got gum face.
1:23:52
Cynthia, l started out
as an associate producer...
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on Good Morning Fresno.
1:23:57
And l didn't get from there to here by
worrying about getting gum in my face.
1:24:04
All l'm saying is,
l think we've peaked.
1:24:07
And all l'm saying is, you don't know
your ass from a toboggan.
1:24:10
We're gonna stay with
the boy for another month.
1:24:13
- You know how l know l'm right ?
- Mm.
1:24:15
Because l'm driving the big car,
and you're driving the little car.
1:24:27
Look, Ed, you put anybody
on television 16 hours a day,
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at some point they're going to wind up
rolling off a table and squashing a cat.
1:24:34
- Oh, man, that's not my point.
- All right, look.
1:24:37
With no privacy, there is no dignity.
Capisce ?
1:24:40
Oh, yeah, nice.
1:24:43
- Hello. Hello, Mom ?
- Eddie, it's Mom.
1:24:48
Eddie, l'm in the hospital.
1:24:51
Mom, Mom, what happened ?
1:24:53
Eddie, he's dead.
1:24:56
He's dead.
He had a heart attack.