1:27:00
Good. l gotta pee.
1:27:02
Wish me luck.
1:27:05
Hey. Hey, uh-- Oh--
1:27:09
Mom.
1:27:18
Geez. What happened, Mom ?
1:27:21
Eddie, it was horrible.
1:27:23
- He called me up.
- Who ?
1:27:25
Hank. He said he wanted to talk to me.
He wanted to apologize for everything.
1:27:30
l went over to this horrible place
where he was staying, and l--
1:27:34
l just felt so sorry for him.
1:27:36
- So you had sex with him ?
- What ?
1:27:40
The doctor told me you were
having sex. He told me.
1:27:44
- To you in front of them ?
- Yeah, Mom.
1:27:46
He assumed Hank was your husband.
You know, common sense.
1:27:50
- My God ! On TV !
- Mom, why ? How ?
1:27:53
One thing led to another.
1:27:56
- He was my husband once.
- But Al is your husband now.
1:27:58
You think it's been easy
for me all these years ?
1:28:01
Al can't have sex !
1:28:03
Apparently neither can Hank, Mom.
1:28:07
Let's recap this whole thing.
The mother's too good at it, right ?
1:28:11
Both brothers stink at it.
1:28:13
The stepfather can't do it at all. And
the father did it, but it killed him.
1:28:16
How the hell did
this family reproduce ?
1:28:19
How did they even get here ?
1:28:22
This is worse than all the daily
tabloid television that exists.
1:28:25
lsn't the appeal of this show now...
1:28:28
that everybody's
got a skeleton in their closet ?
1:28:31
But how many skeletons
can one family have ?
1:28:32
No, l think our country's saying
we've had enough of this.
1:28:35
Let's get back to the way
TV used to be.
1:28:59
We are gathered today--