1:43:02
the big winner, all right ?
1:43:04
Now, you're gonna need
my home number.
1:43:07
Call me anytime.
1:43:09
And if you get in right now,
l'm gonna throw in a bonus.
1:43:12
You're gonna get a free book
by author Ray Pekurny...
1:43:14
titled "My Brother
Pissed on Me."
1:43:17
All right, America.
Come on, baby. Let's start diggin'.
1:43:20
- This is ridiculous.
- How can this be legal ?
1:43:23
- lt's defamation. lt's slander.
- Not technically,
1:43:26
because he is not showing
reckless disregard for the truth.
1:43:29
- Oh, come on !
- What are you saying ?
1:43:31
- At 9:00 he can say
whatever he wants about us ?
- That is ridiculous.
1:43:34
There has got to be some way
we can shut this hillbilly up.
1:43:37
- Hey, l've got a idea.
- What ?
1:43:40
Let's not shut him up.
1:43:42
Let's get him to push it to Sunday
when the audience is bigger,
1:43:45
promote it for the next
five days, really hype it
because it's a rating's grabber,
1:43:49
which is all that counts,
so run with it.
1:43:51
You were right, l was wrong.
1:43:54
See, Ed TV is going
to be bigger than ever.
1:43:56
Cynthia, another word
and you may consider yourself fired.
1:43:59
Uh-oh.
Can you give me a hint ?
1:44:02
What word ?
Um, "asshole" ?
1:44:06
"Shithead" ? l bet that--
ls that one word or two ?
1:44:10
l never can remember that.
1:44:12
"Shithead." Anyway, listen.
1:44:14
lt has been a real pleasure
workin' for ya. l have loved it.
1:44:18
Loved it, loved it,
loved it, loved it, loved it.
1:44:21
Loved it !
1:44:23
He didn't tip you ?
Maybe you're not hot.
1:44:27
Yeah. Uh--
1:44:29
l gotta go.
My brother's here.
1:44:41
Look, we gotta settle this.
1:44:49
Well, all right, man.
1:44:54
- They're gonna fight.
- Maybe they'll kill each other.
That's at least an ending.