1:46:00
Okay, l'm here.
1:46:01
l got this from one of the secretaries
that works at the network.
1:46:06
Got a little blitzed
at the Christmas party.
1:46:08
Listen carefully.
l'm only gonna say this once...
1:46:12
'cause talking this way
is really hurting my throat.
1:46:15
Can anyone see
what he's writing ?
1:46:18
"Duck" ? Did anybody do anything
with a duck ?
1:46:24
Jesus ! l'd hate to be stuck
in a foxhole with this group.
1:46:27
- There's not a full-grown
pair of testicles among you.
- Uh, sir, l--
1:46:30
Whatever little embarrassments
he comes up with, we'll spin it.
1:46:34
This guy is gonna stay on TV
until he dies.
1:46:38
Relax !
1:46:43
Okay. Yes, l got it.
Thank you.
1:46:49
- Well ?
- l think we've got a winner.
1:46:52
- Uh, Rayford ?
- Ho !
1:46:54
- Well, 9:00 yet ?
- 9:01.
1:46:57
9:01. Got it. Okay.
1:46:59
l don't know how many of you out there
are paying attention right now,
1:47:03
but for those of you who are,
l think we just got the winner.
1:47:06
Whoo !
1:47:12
How many of you know...
1:47:15
what a penile implant is ?
1:47:25
As it's explained to me, what happens
is you got two cylinders: one, two.
1:47:28
And they are inserted
into the shaft.
1:47:32
Oh !
1:47:34
Now, to get an erection,
what this man does is...
1:47:38
he squeezes his pump,
and it forces a fluid...
1:47:41
that goes in the cylinders
into the shaft.
1:47:46
Voila, you've got your stiffie.
1:47:49
You're good to go.
So, who's this lucky guy ?
1:47:53
l mean, who is this true
TV executive who can now get
his Johnson to head north...
1:47:57
anytime he wants ?
1:47:59
l'm gonna tell you
who the lucky man is right now.