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:59:02
- Did you do this? Did you
find him and tell him...
- No, no way.

:59:06
Come on... Come on in.
:59:09
Yeah, okay.
:59:11
Goddamn!
:59:12
- Everybody, this is Hank, my dad.
- This just keeps getting better.

:59:16
What you're sayin', Ma, is that
everything he told me yesterday...

:59:19
- was a lie.
- Yes... practically.

:59:25
What do you mean,
''practically''?

:59:27
Either you threw him out
or he ran away. Which one is it?

:59:30
I need to replace the coil.
:59:32
He ran away after I threw him out.
:59:34
- How much is one of those new coils?
- A hundred fifty bucks.

:59:37
- He was telling the truth.
- Should I go ahead?

:59:39
- Yes.
- Yes to me, or yes to the coil?

:59:42
- Both.
- Oh, shit.

:59:45
- Look, he had girlfriends.
- He told me he had this one girl.

:59:49
I really do not need to relive this on
national television. I am your mother.

:59:54
- Yes, you are my mother.
- Do not humiliate me like this!

:59:56
- I'm not trying to humiliate you.
- I don't need this! Go away!

:59:59
Eddie?
1:00:01
Make this out to Dr. Rumpley.
Maybe the son of a bitch won't
keep me waiting for an hour.

1:00:06
Damn neurologists think
they run the world.

1:00:08
She does this every time.
1:00:11
- All right, do you want
to know the truth?
- Yeah.

1:00:14
I took you, Ray and Marcia to my
sister's on the train for the weekend.

1:00:19
You all came down with chicken pox,
so I took you home a day early.

1:00:24
And I walked in,
and there was your father...

1:00:26
with another women
in our bed, okay.

1:00:29
Chicken pox.
I was six when I had chicken pox,

1:00:33
- and Dad didn't leave until I was 12.
- Well, he apologized.

1:00:37
- What do you mean, he apologized?
- He begged me.

1:00:40
He got down on his knees
and he begged me.

1:00:42
But, Mom, you told me
that you had a hysterectomy,

1:00:44
and that he ran off
with your nurse.

1:00:48
She coulïve been a nurse.
1:00:50
- What do you mean,
coulïve been a nurse?
- She had white shoes.

1:00:53
So does Grandma!
So does Shaquille O'Neal!

1:00:58
- Thas good.
- Whas the difference?


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