1:11:02
Excuse me. Do you know, the audience is
requesting a lot of that girl Jill...
1:11:06
that he met on The Tonight Show;
she really scored.
1:11:09
Les get her, les make this happen.
What are we cocking around here for?
1:11:11
Cynthia, do something.
Get on the phone.
1:11:13
Is lunch literally coming from China?
I don't understand it.
1:11:16
Remember when you were interviewin' me
and asked me if I had a dream?
1:11:21
And I said, ''Sure, I've got a dream.
I just don't know what it is yet.''
1:11:24
Yeah. Yeah, great line.
Try to work that into the show.
1:11:30
Wh... What if Shari's the dream?
1:11:33
Come on, Ed. You're beating yourself up
for nothing. You knew her history.
1:11:37
When the going gets tough,
Shari gets going...
1:11:41
as far away as possible.
1:11:44
She's one of those ''I'll dump you
before you dump me'' chicks.
1:11:47
Yeah. But what if we could get U.P.S.
To tell us where they sent her?
1:11:50
Then I could go visit her, and we could
even move the show there for a while.
1:11:55
If you want this thing
to work with her,
1:11:58
the best thing you can do right now
is to give her some space.
1:12:03
Maybe even, uh, see other people.
1:12:06
Whoa! What do you mean?
Like right away? No.
1:12:09
- No, no, l...
- Ed, you're a star.
1:12:12
But celebrities like you...
1:12:15
or Tom Cruise or whoever,
you have a responsibility.
1:12:18
I don't think your fans are gonna be too
thrilled sitting around watching you...
1:12:23
have a major case
of the ''mopeys.''
1:12:25
They've got 200 channels
to choose from.
1:12:27
Ed, is not like
you're giving up Shari.
1:12:31
My sister was going
with a guy.
1:12:33
They hit a little rough spot,
started seeing other people,
they got back together.
1:12:37
Last month they had their third child,
for what is worth.
1:12:45
Twenty-two!
Thirty-two!
1:12:47
Two, stay with the quarterback.
One, you got the iso on Ed.
1:12:52
He breaks to the inside. Oh, gosh!
I think he's got a step on him!
1:12:57
Shecky, have you lost the feed?
1:12:59
- Ed! Hey, Ed!
- Get up! You lost the feed!