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1:23:02
It is called
''My Brother Pissed On Me.''

1:23:07
Is that a metaphorical title, or did
your brother actually piss on you?

1:23:11
I put... I put everything in the book.
1:23:13
Everything.
All this is in the book.

1:23:17
I'll be honest, I have not read
the book because it looks stupid.

1:23:23
What?
1:23:26
I'm just saying maybe we
should start thinking about when
we want to take him off the air.

1:23:30
Why? What are you talking
about, take him off the air?
He just got out of the hospital.

1:23:34
He's fine. The cas fine.
1:23:35
- The ratings are higher than ever.
- Well, you know,

1:23:38
is like when you're chewing
gum and blowing a bubble.

1:23:40
- Good, a metaphor.
- Right.

1:23:42
And the bubble keeps getting bigger
and bigger and you've got to decide.

1:23:45
When do you suck it in?
Or if you don't, it explodes
and then you've got gum face.

1:23:52
Cynthia, I started out
as an associate producer...

1:23:55
on Good Morning Fresno.
1:23:58
And I didn't get from there to here by
worrying about getting gum in my face.

1:24:04
All I'm saying is,
I think we've peaked.

1:24:07
And all I'm saying is, you don't know
your ass from a toboggan.

1:24:10
We're gonna stay with
the boy for another month.

1:24:13
- You know how I know I'm right?
- Mm.

1:24:15
Because I'm driving the big car,
and you're driving the little car.

1:24:27
Look, Ed, you put anybody
on television 16 hours a day,

1:24:30
at some point they're going to wind up
rolling off a table and squashing a cat.

1:24:34
- Oh, man, thas not my point.
- All right, look.

1:24:37
With no privacy, there is no dignity.
Capisce?

1:24:40
Oh, yeah, nice.
1:24:43
- Hello. Hello, Mom?
- Eddie, is Mom.

1:24:48
Eddie, I'm in the hospital.
1:24:51
Mom, Mom, what happened?
1:24:53
Eddie, he's dead.
1:24:56
He's dead.
He had a heart attack.


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