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1:28:01
Al can't have sex!
1:28:03
Apparently neither can Hank, Mom.
1:28:07
Les recap this whole thing.
The mother's too good at it, right?

1:28:11
Both brothers stink at it.
1:28:13
The stepfather can't do it at all. And
the father did it, but it killed him.

1:28:16
How the hell did
this family reproduce?

1:28:19
How did they even get here?
1:28:22
This is worse than all the daily
tabloid television that exists.

1:28:25
Isn't the appeal of this show now...
1:28:28
that everybody's
got a skeleton in their closet?

1:28:31
But how many skeletons
can one family have?

1:28:32
No, I think our country's saying
we've had enough of this.

1:28:35
Les get back to the way
TV used to be.

1:28:59
We are gathered today...
1:29:11
How ya doin', boy?
1:29:17
- How was the service?
- It was all right.

1:29:19
His parole officer said
some lovely words,

1:29:23
and once again I was reminded
the end is near.

1:29:26
Sorry you couldn't
come in, kiddo,

1:29:29
but for some reason, the family feels
they're not comin' off so well on TV.

1:29:37
Well... you and Mom are gonna
work things out, aren't ya?

1:29:41
I'm movin' out.
1:29:44
- No, Al. What do you mean,
you're moving out?
- I'm gonna live with my brother.

1:29:48
He's not in such good shape as me,
but I'm looking forward
to the pillow fights.

1:29:53
Hank.
1:29:56
Hank was always good
with the ladies.

1:29:59
Always good-lookin'.

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