1:42:00
I bet they're pretty goddamn interesting
too, don't you think?
1:42:03
Huh? I'll bet they are.
1:42:07
Yeah. I'll bet you
$10,000 they are.
1:42:13
Yeah. I oughta loosen up
a little bit, shouldn't I?
1:42:18
Les have a little fun
with this thing.
1:42:21
Les really blow it out. Les, les
have... Les have a contest.
1:42:26
Who can dig up...
1:42:29
the most embarrassing and humiliating
information on any of the executives...
1:42:32
of the Northwest Broadcast Company,
which owns this station, True TV.
1:42:36
After all, why should anyone...
1:42:39
have any privacy, right?
1:42:41
So I want anything...
1:42:43
from their past, their present,
business, personal, you name it.
1:42:46
If is dirty and true,
we want it.
1:42:48
Whoever brings the sleaziest
and most degrading...
1:42:51
material to me,
I'm gonna pay you...
1:42:54
$10,000.
1:42:57
Yeah, Eddie!
I love this guy!
1:42:59
And tonight at 9:00,
I'll announce...
1:43:02
the big winner, all right?
1:43:04
Now, you're gonna need
my home number.
1:43:07
Call me anytime.
1:43:09
And if you get in right now,
I'm gonna throw in a bonus.
1:43:12
You're gonna get a free book
by author Ray Pekurny...
1:43:14
titled ''My Brother
Pissed on Me.''
1:43:18
All right, America.
Come on, baby. Les start diggin'.
1:43:20
- This is ridiculous.
- How can this be legal?
1:43:23
- Is defamation. Is slander.
- Not technically,
1:43:26
because he is not showing
reckless disregard for the truth.
1:43:29
- Oh, come on!
- What are you saying?
1:43:31
- At 9:00 he can say
whatever he wants about us?
- That is ridiculous.
1:43:34
There has got to be some way
we can shut this hillbilly up.
1:43:37
- Hey, I've got a idea.
- What?
1:43:40
Les not shut him up.
1:43:42
Les get him to push it to Sunday
when the audience is bigger,
1:43:45
promote it for the next
five days, really hype it
because is a rating's grabber,
1:43:49
which is all that counts,
so run with it.
1:43:51
You were right, I was wrong.
1:43:54
See, Ed TV is going
to be bigger than ever.
1:43:56
Cynthia, another word
and you may consider yourself fired.
1:43:59
Uh-oh.
Can you give me a hint?