1:46:00
Okay, I'm here.
1:46:01
I got this from one of the secretaries
that works at the network.
1:46:06
Got a little blitzed
at the Christmas party.
1:46:08
Listen carefully.
I'm only gonna say this once...
1:46:12
'cause talking this way
is really hurting my throat.
1:46:15
Can anyone see
what he's writing?
1:46:18
''Duck''? Did anybody do anything
with a duck?
1:46:24
Jesus! I'd hate to be stuck
in a foxhole with this group.
1:46:27
- There's not a full-grown
pair of testicles among you.
- Uh, sir, l...
1:46:30
Whatever little embarrassments
he comes up with, we'll spin it.
1:46:34
This guy is gonna stay on TV
until he dies.
1:46:38
Relax!
1:46:43
Okay. Yes, I got it.
Thank you.
1:46:49
- Well?
- I think we've got a winner.
1:46:52
- Uh, Rayford?
- Ho!
1:46:54
- Well, 9:00 yet?
- 9:01.
1:46:57
9:01. Got it. Okay.
1:46:59
I don't know how many of you out there
are paying attention right now,
1:47:03
but for those of you who are,
I think we just got the winner.
1:47:06
Whoo!
1:47:13
How many of you know...
1:47:15
what a penile implant is?
1:47:25
As is explained to me, what happens
is you got two cylinders: One, two.
1:47:28
And they are inserted
into the shaft.
1:47:32
Oh!
1:47:34
Now, to get an erection,
what this man does is...
1:47:38
he squeezes his pump,
and it forces a fluid...
1:47:41
that goes in the cylinders
into the shaft.
1:47:46
Voila, you've got your stiffie.
1:47:49
You're good to go.
So, who's this lucky guy?
1:47:53
I mean, who is this true
TV executive who can now get
his Johnson to head north...
1:47:57
anytime he wants?
1:47:59
I'm gonna tell you
who the lucky man is right now.