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Lisa and I
were destined to be together.
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Of all the people on the planet,
somehow we found each other.
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It was like a miracle.
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We had so much fun together.
Like the time we ate asparagus -
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to see how long it takes
before your pee smells funny.
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It was very scientific. For me it
was 11 minutes, for her it was 17.
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Every day I found a new way
to tell Lisa how much I loved her.
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If you died, I'd dive into
one of my dad's cement trucks
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and get poured into your tomb.
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But the closer we got,
the more she pulled away.
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Are you crazy?.
These are private. These are for us.
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- Other people can see them here.
- I don't care.
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I do!
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What did I do to make her change?
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What's wrong with me?
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Sometimes when I'm sad,
I sit and watch the power station.
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They say that if you lie between the
main wires, your body evaporates.
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You become a gas.
I wonder what that would feel like.
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Lisa decided
that she wanted to hurt me.
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And she knew exactly what to do.
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Lisa asked me for a
ride home and ended up blowing me.
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I've wanted this for so long.
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Life is so weird.
Lisa has a fight with my sister,
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and the next thing you know
she's my girlfriend.