1:04:03
Dear Lord Jesus,
I do not often ask you for things
1:04:07
but I must insist you
help me win the election tomorrow.
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I deserve it and
Paul Metzler doesn't, as you know.
1:04:15
I realise it was your divine hand
that disqualified Tammy Metzler.
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Make sure you put me in office,
so that I may carry out your will.
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Amen.
1:04:29
God, I don't believe, but
I'm practising for Catholic school.
1:04:35
What do I want?
1:04:38
I want Lisa to realise what a bitch
she is and to apologise to me.
1:04:45
I want Paul to win the election
tomorrow, not that cunt Tracy.
1:04:51
I also want a pair
of expensive leather pants.
1:04:54
And someday I want to be
really good friends with Madonna.
1:05:00
Dear God, you've
given me so many things.
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Good health,
nice parents, a nice truck
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and what I'm told
is a large penis. I'm grateful.
1:05:11
But I'm worried about Tammy. I can't
believe she tore down my posters.
1:05:17
But sometimes she gets so angry.
Help her be a happier person.
1:05:21
She's so smart and sensitive,
and I love her so much.
1:05:25
I'm nervous
about the election tomorrow.
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I want to win,
but I know it's totally up to you.
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You'll decide
who the best person is.
1:05:36
Forgive me for my sins,
whatever they may be. Amen.
1:05:47
Linda never came home. I waited
outside her house for ten hours.