:27:02
Don'tyou fucking knock?
:27:04
Yeah. Oh, hi, Lisa.
:27:06
Get out, Paul!
:27:07
Listen. So Mr. McAllister,
:27:09
he calls me in,
and he tells me--
:27:10
I gotta go.
:27:14
You dumb shit!
:27:15
What'd I do?
:27:16
Tammy: It's not like
I'm a lesbian or anything.
:27:19
I'm attracted to the person.
:27:21
It's just that all the people
I've ever been attracted to
:27:24
happen to be girls.
:27:27
Lisa, wait!
:27:32
Stop!
:27:37
What?
:27:38
Where you going?
:27:39
I'm not like you, OK?
:27:42
What do you mean?
:27:43
I'm not a dyke.
:27:45
And we're not in love.
:27:47
We were just...
:27:49
experimenting.
:27:51
[Engine Starts]
:28:03
Tammy: How can something
that seemed so true
:28:07
turn out to be such a lie?
:28:15
Lisa and I were destined
to be together.
:28:18
Of all the people in the planet
who had ever lived,
:28:21
somehow we'd found each other.
:28:23
It was like a miracle.
:28:28
We had so much fun together,
:28:30
Iike the time we ate
a bunch of asparagus
:28:32
to see how long it takes
before your pee smells funny.
:28:34
[Ding]
:28:36
It was very scientific.
:28:38
For me, it was 11 minutes.
:28:39
For her, it was 17.
:28:43
Every day I found a new way
to tell Lisa
:28:45
how much I loved her.
:28:48
"If you died right now,
:28:50
I would throw myself under
one of my dad's cement trucks
:28:53
and get poured into your tomb. "
:28:58
But it just seemed
like the closerwe got,