:36:00
Do it. Fuck me, Mr. M.
Fuck me!
:36:03
Fuck me hard, Mr. McAllister.
:36:05
Harder! Harder!
:36:06
Fuck me, Mr. McAllister.
Fuck me hard!
:36:09
Harder! Fuck me! Please!
:36:13
Jim: So like I was saying,
:36:14
things were going
pretty well in my life.
:36:17
That is, until things
started going all hay wire
:36:19
with that damn election.
:36:20
Boy, Haltingly:
I love Carver High.
:36:23
And I will be a dedicated
vice president.
:36:27
A vote for Jerry Slavin is
a vote for good government.
:36:30
And even if l can't really
stand up for you, I will.
:36:34
[Laughter]
:36:36
Thank you.
:36:37
[Applause]
:36:43
Thank you,Jerry.
:36:44
Thank you and good luck.
:36:46
Again, Jerry is running
unopposed for vice president.
:36:49
So, we'll move on now
to the presidential race
:36:53
with 3 candidates running.
:36:54
The first,
in alphabetical order,
:36:56
is Tracy Flick.
:36:58
Tracy?
:37:07
Poet Henry David Thoreau
once wrote,
:37:10
"I cannot make my days longer,
:37:12
so I strive to make them better."
:37:14
With this election,
we here at Carver
:37:17
also have an opportunity
:37:18
to make our
high school days better.
:37:21
During this campaign,
I've spoken with many of you
:37:24
about your many concerns.
:37:25
I spoke with Eliza Ramirez,
:37:28
a freshman who said
she feels alienated
:37:30
from her own home room.
:37:32
I spoke with sophomore Reggie Banks
:37:34
who said his mother works
in the cafeteria
:37:36
and can't afford to buy him
enough spiral notebooks
:37:38
for his classes.
:37:39
Eat me!
:37:40
Eat me raw!
:37:42
[Laughter]
:37:47
All right, now.
:37:49
Hey, ifyou can't be adults
:37:51
and give these candidates
the courtesy they deserve,
:37:54
then you don't deserve to be
called adults but children
:37:57
because that's what children are,
:37:58
and you'll be treated like children.