1:07:01
I realize that
it was Your divine hand
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that disqualifiied Tammy Metzler,
1:07:04
and now I'm asking
that You go that one last mile
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and make sure to put me
in offiice where I belong
1:07:10
so that I may carry out
Your will on Earth
1:07:12
as it is in heaven. Amen.
1:07:15
Tammy: Dear God,
1:07:16
I know I don't believe in You,
1:07:18
but since I'll be starting
Catholic school soon,
1:07:20
I thought I should
at least practice.
1:07:22
Let's see, what do I want?
1:07:24
I want Lisa to realize
what a bitch she is
1:07:27
and feel really bad and apologize
1:07:29
for how she hurt me
1:07:30
and know how much
I still love her.
1:07:32
In spite of everything,
I still want Paul
1:07:35
to win the election tomorrow,
1:07:36
not that cunt Tracy.
Oh, and I also want
1:07:39
a really expensive
pair ofleather pants,
1:07:42
and someday I want to be
1:07:43
really good friends
with Madonna. Love, Tammy.
1:07:47
Paul: Dear God, thank You
1:07:49
for all Your blessings.
1:07:50
You've given me so many things,
1:07:52
Iike good health,
nice parents, a nice truck,
1:07:56
and what I'm told
is a large penis,
1:07:58
and I'm very grateful.
1:07:59
But I sure am worried
about Tammy.
1:08:01
In my heart
I still can't believe
1:08:03
she tore down my posters,
1:08:05
but sometimes she does
get so weird and angry.
1:08:08
Please help her
be a happier person
1:08:10
because she's
so smart and sensitive
1:08:12
and I love her so much.
1:08:14
Also, I'm nervous
about the election tomorrow
1:08:17
and I guess
I want to win and all,
1:08:19
but I know that's
totally up to You.
1:08:22
You'll decide
who the best person is
1:08:24
and I'll accept it,
and forgive me for my sins,
1:08:27
whatever they may be. Amen.
1:08:36
Jim: Linda never
came home that night.
1:08:39
I know, because
I spent 1 0 hours
1:08:42
waiting outside her house.
1:08:44
[Groaning]
1:08:59
Oh, God.