:05:06
Why have a car?
:05:17
I could report it stolen.
:05:21
Carthefts were on the rise,
:05:27
especially in the suburbs.
:05:30
Everyone would understand.
:05:35
The insurance company,
and my colleagues.
:05:43
I couldn't admit I'd lost it.
:05:48
I'd be a laughing stock.
:05:52
A freak. A clown.
:05:56
This wasn't the stuff of comedy.
:06:01
This was how reputations
and friendships got made and broken.
:06:05
I know life.
:06:07
I've been there.
:06:11
To admit losing your car
:06:13
is to commit social suicide.
:06:16
Thank you, Jesus!
:06:30
No thanks.
:06:31
Asshole!
:06:32
Thank you, Lord, for all your help.
:06:36
Thy will be done.
:06:37
Thou art the Lord!
:06:39
Thy mercy is everlasting!
:06:43
After a chaotic start,
:06:45
Our Hero did quite well at school.
:06:48
Now, as a middle manager
earning 2.5 times the minimum wage,
:06:53
he had a respectable income.
:06:55
He looked set for a shining career
:06:58
within the company.