:03:02
the gun, the bombs,
the revolution...
:03:05
has got something to do with
a girl named Marla Singer.
:03:10
Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.
:03:13
This was a support group for
men with testicular cancer.
:03:17
The big moosey
slobbering all over me,
:03:19
that was Bob.
:03:20
We're still men.
:03:23
Yes, we're men.
:03:25
Men is what we are.
:03:27
8 months ago, Bob's
testicles were removed.
:03:29
Then hormone therapy.
He developed bitch-tits
:03:33
because his testosterone
was too high,
:03:35
and his body
upped the estrogen.
:03:37
And that was where I fit...
:03:38
They're gonna have to
open up my pecs again
:03:40
and drain the fluid.
:03:41
Narrator: Between those huge,
sweating tits
:03:43
that hung enormous the way
you'd think ofGod's as big.
:03:47
OK. You cry now.
:03:50
No, wait. Back up.
Let me start earlier.
:03:53
For 6 months,
I couldn't sleep.
:03:56
Echo: I couldn't sleep.
I couldn't sleep.
:03:59
With insomnia,
nothing's real.
:04:01
Everything's far away.
:04:04
Everything's a copy
ofa copy ofa copy.
:04:12
When deep space
exploration ramps up,
:04:14
it'll be the corporations
that name everything:
:04:17
the I.B.M. Stellarsphere,
:04:19
the Microsoft Galaxy,
:04:21
Planet Starbucks.
:04:24
Gonna need you out oftown
a little more this week.
:04:26
We got some
red flags to cover.
:04:27
It must've been Tuesday.
:04:29
He was wearing
his cornflower-blue tie.
:04:31
You want me to deprioritize
my current reports
:04:33
until you advise
ofa status upgrade?
:04:35
Make theseyour primary
action items.
:04:37
Here's
your flight coupons.
:04:38
Call me from the road
ifthere's any snags.
:04:40
Narrator:
He was full ofpep.
:04:42
Must have had
his grande latte enema.
:04:46
Like so many others,
I had become a slave
:04:49
to the IKEA
nesting instinct.
:04:51
Uh, yes. I'd like to order
the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles.
:04:55
Operator: Please hold.
:04:56
IfI saw something clever
:04:57
like a little coffee table
in the shape ofa yin-yang,