:29:00
So, what's up, man?
:29:02
Uh, well...
:29:05
you're not gonna
believe this.
:29:10
Tyler: You know, man,
it could be worse.
:29:12
A woman could
cut offyour penis
:29:13
whileyou're sleeping
:29:14
and toss it
out the window
:29:16
ofa moving car.
:29:17
There's always that.
:29:18
I don't know,
it'sjust...
:29:20
when you buy furniture,
:29:22
you tell yourself,
that's it.
:29:23
That's the last sofa
I'm gonna need.
:29:25
Whatever else happens,
:29:26
I've got that
sofa problem handled.
:29:28
I had it all.
:29:30
I had a stereo
that was very decent,
:29:32
a wardrobe that was getting
very respectable.
:29:34
I was close
to being complete.
:29:38
Shit, man.
Now it's all gone.
:29:39
All gone.
:29:40
Hmm. All gone.
:29:45
Doyou know
what a duvet is?
:29:47
Comforter.
:29:48
It's a blanket.
:29:50
Just a blanket.
:29:51
Why do guys
likeyou and I
:29:53
know what
a duvet is?
:29:54
Is this essential
to our survival
:29:56
in the hunter-gatherer
sense ofthe word?
:29:58
No.
:29:59
What are we, then?
:30:02
We're, uh, you know,
consumers...
:30:05
Right. We're consumers.
:30:06
We are by-products of
a lifestyle obsession.
:30:10
Murder, crime, poverty--
:30:12
these things
don't concern me.
:30:14
What concerns me are
celebrity magazines,
:30:17
television
with 500 channels,
:30:20
some guy's name
on my underwear.
:30:22
Rogaine, Viagra,
Olestra.
:30:24
Martha Stewart.
:30:25
Fuck Martha Stewart.
:30:26
Martha's polishing the brass
on the Titanic.
:30:29
It's all going down, man.
:30:31
So fuck off
with your sofa units
:30:33
and Strinne green
stripe patterns.
:30:36
I say,
never be complete.
:30:38
I say,
stop being perfect.
:30:40
I say, let's...
let's evolve.
:30:42
Let the chips
fall where they may.
:30:47
But that's me,
and I could be wrong.
:30:49
Maybe it's a terrible
tragedy.
:30:51
No. It'sjust stuff.
:30:53
It's not a tragedy,
but...
:30:54
Well, you did lose
:30:55
a lot ofversatile solutions
for modern living.
:30:58
Fuck. You're right.
:30:59
No. I don't smoke.