:59:01
Really ? That's exactly
the look l was going tor,
:59:03
compliments ot
Sun Seeker Phyllis.
:59:05
Listen, Sarah,
l just ran into, uh--
:59:08
Shh. You can't do
two things at one time.
:59:10
- Well, the plans that we sort ot--
- Okay.
:59:13
You obviously didn't win your
tiancee over on the dance tloor
either, did you ?
:59:22
How did you
and Bridget meet ?
:59:24
- Uh, at a party.
- And ?
:59:28
- lt was a surprise party.
- Oh, what a beautitul story.
:59:31
lt must have been
a magical night.
:59:33
No wonder you can't
write your vows.
:59:43
No ottense, but l'm not sure l should be
taking romantic advice from you.
:59:46
- You think ?
- Failure's a fantastic teacher.
:59:49
You could learn from my mistakes.
l could tell you...
:59:51
everything l hated about my husbands and
my boytriends so you don't do the same.
:59:54
- Should l get a pad ?
- Get a scroll.
:59:56
- A scroll ? [ Chuckles ]
- Aw, okay.
:59:58
Never forget her birthday. Make
a really, really big deaI out of it.
1:00:02
Atter sex, hold her
for a little while.
1:00:04
- You know, talk to her
like a human being.
- Ah.
1:00:07
Uh, oh, and do not
wear your socks to bed.
1:00:11
- Why ?
- No socks to bed,
1:00:13
because you might not be
all that attractive to begin with.
1:00:15
[ Chuckles ]
No. Keep going.
1:00:17
Always, always side with her
in an argument with your mother.
1:00:21
Um, listen to her
like you mean it.
1:00:25
Supportiveness is
a really, reaIly sexy turn-on.
1:00:29
- Never, ever hit.
- No.
1:00:31
No.
And, um,
1:00:34
-no matter what annoying habits she has,
-Mm-hmm.
1:00:36
just realize that she's
dealing with a huge mountain
ot imperfections every day.
1:00:40
So you might just
want to let it go.
1:00:44
- That's it.
- That's it ?
1:00:46
Yep.