1:05:00
- Alan ?
- Ben, you don't need to explain, okay ?
1:05:04
Remember, l'm the guy
who begged you...
1:05:06
to sleep with more women
before you got married.
1:05:08
l am not sleeping
with her, man !
1:05:10
Okay ?
There's nothing going on !
1:05:14
Why-- Why won't you
listen to me ?
1:05:17
- Maybe because l'm
getting married tomorrow ?
- All right, look, Ben.
1:05:20
lt you're not gonna
take advantage ot a night...
1:05:22
that's gonna get you through many sad,
pathetic, lonely years, then--
1:05:27
[ Chuckles ]
My God.
1:05:29
l'll see you in the lobby
in five minutes.
1:05:35
[ Sighs ]
1:05:40
l hate to remind you,
but we had a deal, remember ?
1:05:42
You were supposed to be my husband if l
got you a ride. Do you remember that ?
1:05:45
Yes, l remember
that arrangement.
1:05:47
l did not, however,
presuppose the tact that Debbie...
1:05:49
is now on her way down to tell
my tiancee that l am holed up...
1:05:52
in a hotel room in South Carolina
somewhere with a woman...
1:05:55
claiming to be the wife
ot the good Dr. Ben Holmes !
1:05:57
What was l supposed to do ?
The Sunshine people think we're married.
1:06:00
They would have stoned us.
As it is, l already feel bad
enough about not buying a condo.
1:06:05
Why don't you just
tell Bridget the truth ?
1:06:07
What kind ot marriage do you have
if she doesn't believe you ?
1:06:09
- Just explain why you're with me--
- Sarah, l'm not with you !
1:06:12
We're not together !
This is not a relationship !
1:06:14
l just happen to be traveling
alongside a natural disaster !
1:06:17
- You know what ?
l realIy feel sorry for you.
- [ Sarcastic Chuckle ]
1:06:19
'Cause at least when l was getting
married, l could admit l was scared.
1:06:23
- WelI, save me your pity,
because l am not scared.
- You know what ?
1:06:26
You have such a problem
with honesty, Ben, you know that ?
1:06:29
- Oh.
- You can't tell your tiancee
what's going on.
1:06:31
You can't explain something absolutely
simple and innocent to your best man,
1:06:35
and you are
with me, Ben !
1:06:37
You could have left a hundred times,
but you didn't !
1:06:39
- I tried to !
- Then why are you still here ?
1:06:42
l'm leaving !
All right, tine !
1:06:44
You wanna talk about honesty ?
Let's talk about honesty.
1:06:47
- Bring it on.
- You complain about your lite,
nonstop, all the time.
1:06:50
[ Mimicking Sarah ]
lt's all your tault.
1:06:52
You are a beautiful, incredible woman.
You could have any guy you wanted,
1:06:56
but you keep picking
these losers.
1:06:58
And the only thing l can think ot
is that you choose these guys...