1:07:00
who are intellectually inferior to you
so that you can control them,
1:07:03
but still teel conveniently wounded
when the relationship ends.
1:07:07
You're the one that's afraid
of commitment. You back out
of every job you ever have !
1:07:11
You run away from anyone
and anything,
1:07:13
and you think it's so
unconventional and liberating,
1:07:16
when in tact, it's just
cowardice and juvenile...
1:07:19
and unable to face
the real world !
1:07:21
Ha ! Okay, you want honesty,
l'll give you honesty.
1:07:24
Do you know why you can't
write your marriage vows ?
1:07:26
Because you are absolutely territied
that you have nothing to say.
1:07:29
And why would you, Ben ?
Because you run around so scared...
1:07:32
that lite is gonna throw you this
curveball that'll completely shatter...
1:07:36
this crystal clear, pertect
existence that you've created
for yourselt in your Day Timer,
1:07:40
that you blurb your way out of teeling
anything emotional, anything real.
1:07:44
You have no emotions, and that's
what makes you a shitty writer, Ben.
1:07:48
You know what ?
At least l don't sit around obsessing...
1:07:51
that no one's going to
come to my tuneral,
1:07:53
because l have relationships
that last longer than a week.
1:07:55
- My funeral is gonna be packed !
- You know what, Ben ?
1:07:57
That is just great.
And l know your eulogy...
1:08:00
is gonna look so nice
on the back of a book cover.
1:08:02
l just think you are
an immature, seltish person.
1:08:06
WelI, l'm
obviously wrong.
1:08:09
Have a fabulous time in Westchester.
l do hope you enjoy the minivan.
1:08:12
God ! How great it must be to be
so cool and above everyone, huh ?
1:08:17
lt must be great !
Let me ask you somethin'.
1:08:19
How cool is it
to abandon your kid ?
1:08:22
l was 1 7 years old, okay ? Fuck you.
You don't know anything about it.
1:08:26
- All right, weIl, try 2 7, Sarah,
- Nothing.
1:08:28
because seventeen's not
working anymore.
1:08:30
Okay, Ben, take your marriage Clift
Notes and have a nice wedding, okay ?
1:08:34
- Have a nice divorce.
- Okay.
1:08:37
Four, three, two, one.
1:08:41
- Okay, l'm leaving.
- Hey, Deb, he's comin'.
1:08:43
Five minutes. There he is.
l think he's-- Come on !
1:08:46
No, no, no,
don't--
1:08:49
- Well, that was smooth.
- You're getting married tomorrow, Ben.
1:08:52
What's your point ?
1:08:56
Well, you see, if I'm
gonna turn my life around,
1:08:58
l can't very well
break up your marriage.