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Our wives arrange good burial
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After all, dear cousin has given his life
for Fatherland and Fuhrer
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May I get the gentlemen anything else?
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Szabo, you tell ajoke for a change
Even a Jewish joke...
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we're very tolerant
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There was this commandant in
a concentration camp, named Muller
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And he had a glass eye
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When the mood struck him,
Commandant Muller would call over an inmate
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...to prove to him the quality
of German craftsmanship:
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If the prisoner could tell him
which of his eyes was fake, he was spared
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If the prisoner guessed wrong,
he'd be shot
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Jakob Korngold took a look
at the commandant, and said
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'Why, my Commandant,
the left one is the glass eye
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'How did you figure it out so quickly? '
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Whereupon Jakob Korngold said
'You see, my Commandant,
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'it's the one that favors me
with a kindly look'
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Good joke, Szabo
1:13:52
Very good joke
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And now, you,
play the famous song for us!