Guest House Paradiso
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:11:00
Righty-dokey, skip. I'm your man.
:11:02
(TV) '..still searching
for Gina Carbonara,

:11:05
'the ltalian filmstar who disappeared
before her wedding yesterday,

:11:08
'much to the dismay
of her intended husband,

:11:11
'the ltalian playboy and ex-racing
driver Gino Guiseppe...'

:11:15
'You English fuckers!'
:11:16
'..who is currently fighting
extradition back to ltaly

:11:19
'to face drug smuggling charges.
:11:22
'Ms Carbonara shot to fame
portraying a prostitute

:11:25
'with a heart of gold in the film
"The Last Butterfly Of Summer".

:11:31
'The film,
with its controversial sex scenes,

:11:34
'took $160 million worldwide and
won her an Oscar for Best Actress.'

:11:39
(Zip)
:11:41
'Her car was discovered
near Beachy Head...'

:11:44
(Chef) Why you no pay me?!
:11:47
(Sobs)
:11:49
It's three months since you bring me
here and still you don't pay me!

:11:55
And why you sack Pascal?!
:11:58
Get back in there or I'll tell
lmmigration about your visa!

:12:02
Yes - visa!
:12:04
And I didn't sack Pascal. I was about
to phone the hospital about him.

:12:13
Remember your condition, darling.
Use your breathing technique,

:12:19
Wine?
:12:20
It's a bit early, isn't it?
:12:22
What about an aperitif, then?
Gin, scotch, poteen?

:12:27
What? No, thank you. What we'd
really like is some breakfast.

:12:33
Oh.
:12:34
If he does show up, give him
some quick electric shock treatment

:12:39
and send him back!
:12:41
I eat your bacon!
:12:45
I eat your trifle!
:12:50
I drink your sherry!
:12:54
And what I can't eat...
I put in the waste disposal!

:12:59
You big, fat bastard make me sad!

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