:22:00
Come saucy wood-nymphs, gather
from your groves - it is Richie!
:22:04
Hello!
:22:06
Hello! Hello! Hello!
:22:10
Hello, birds!
:22:12
Come, love-nymphs.
Out of respect for Richie,
:22:15
let us take out our great knockers
and wobble them about.
:22:21
Oh, yes, let's!
:22:24
No, love-nymphs,
let us open our fairy briefcases
:22:28
and shower him with unmarked tenners!
:22:31
Erotically...
:22:32
(All) Hurrah! Yes!
What a smashing idea!
:22:36
But first, proud, firm young maidens
who are definitely on for it,
:22:42
let us anoint him with pints
of super-strength illegal cider!
:22:46
(All) Oh, yes! Let's!
:22:50
(Giggling)
:22:56
Settle, birds...
:22:58
(Eddie) Ha ha ha ha!
:23:03
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
:23:05
A-ha ha ha ha ha!
:23:10
(Eddie's laughter echoes)
:23:18
Oh, stop it! Stop it!
:23:22
(Eddie) Richie,
you've been out for eight hours!
:23:25
Eight hours?
What have you been doing?
:23:28
Trying to rouse you with this.
:23:30
How has the hotel
functioned without me?
:23:33
Easily, 'cause the guests have gone.
:23:36
Gone! Did any of them pay?
:23:38
Er...no.
:23:41
Did they find the safe?
:23:43
I'm afraid so.
:23:44
Damn! So they got
all their stuff back?!
:23:49
(Cash till rings)
:23:51
Oh...!
:23:53
What about advance bookings?
:23:54
Um, not too good.
:23:57
Oh, God!