Guest House Paradiso
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:44:04
What about dinner?
:44:07
She'll be expecting top-rate,
poncey, French-style A1 nosh!

:44:12
I don't believe it! That Romanian
bastard! He's eaten ALL the food!

:44:17
Oh!
:44:18
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! OH, GOD!
:44:23
Why do these things happen to me?
:44:26
I thought this would be it,
:44:28
I was gonna get a blue plaque made
saying "Gina Carbonara stayed here."

:44:33
Now you'lI need
a slightly bigger one,

:44:36
saying "Gina Carbonara stayed here
and thought it was shit."

:44:42
- ls this gonna work?
- ls the Pope Catholic?

:44:46
Yes, he is.
:44:48
ls he? Huh! I never knew that.
:44:51
Right.
:44:53
Yep, that should do it.
:44:55
What's the next part
of the operation?

:44:58
I puncture the pants with this kebab
skewer on the end of a broom handle.

:45:03
The sudden release of pressure causes
the pants to gradually disintegrate.

:45:12
- If you say so.
- Brace yourself.

:45:15
And here it comes!
:45:44
(Boy) It's so boring here!
:45:46
(Dad) Well, what about I-Spy?
(Boy) No.

:45:50
(Dad) Let's play
Charlene's favourite game.

:45:53
(Charlene) Yeah!
(Boy) All right.

:45:56
(Door opens)
:45:59
OK, here we go,
hope you're all hiding.


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